OH MY GOD
It's like Apartheid all over again except god is involved.
Apple have managed to in the short span of a couple of weeks, destroy millions of lives. It's the Apocolypse.
As a Developer on Apple hardware, your webcam will suddenly switch on and check to see if you're living in an ethreal whitespace compliant with Apple terms and conditions 4.0!
They are locking up the platform tighter than a gnat's chuff. If you want to compete with Apple fairly then you'll be shit out of luck. You can't compete. In fact, Apple has made it impossible for any competing software or services to exist with their 4.0 agreement.
If you don't like it, then fuck off. But if you're a customer then you might be charged more money unless you invest in the following Apple products:
The iEat Ethereal kitchen experience is clearly not looked after by yours truely. Where are the tea stains? Where's the massive fucking pile of washing up?
Ethereal iSleep is designed with harsh white lighting and padded walls so you can't hurt yourself through insomnia. Apple will keep you up all night long so they can enjoy your purchases on iTunes.
Want to make love? sure you can use iChat, with custom filters so you can pretend to be a woman and enjoy a bit of nerd cock.
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Fuck it. Might as well add a TV on the wall too
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