I liked her eyes, long eyelashes simpering mannerisms. So I sat down with a bit of burned meat from the oven (chicken covered in paprika) and tucked in.
A few mins in you're like "what the fuck? this is like a fat version of Nigella Lawson, except she isn't showing ANY flesh at all". Thats right lads, she hides it under blankets of multi coloured hippy crap while copying as many of Nigella's classic sayings as possible.
Mood foods!
She was making this prawn curry and said "The prawns look so melancholy at the moment..." Of course they're melancholy darling, they're fucking DEAD.
Anyway lads, if you were thinking that you'd get some cleavage and some sexy food viewing done well don't bother. This program is 100% marketed at fat birds who want to feel better about being fat.
If you want to look at a young, female Tom Baker in the Tardis wittering on about winnie the pooh or melancholy prawns then GO FOR IT.
3/10 wot a pile of old bollocks
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